HA HA HA HA HA
| Joke of the day |
| Santa and his reindeer plop down on a roof. Pretty soon, Santa is doing his chimney thing. As he walks toward the Christmas Tree with plenty of gifts, a young lady greets Santa wearing only a robe. She smiles seductively and says, "Oooh, Santa Baby, Can I have a special present this Christmas?"
Santa looks interested, but replies with a smile, "HO HO HO, GOTTA SAY NO, JUST TOO MANY PLACES TO GO!" The young lady drops her robe. As he stares in shock at the woman's gorgeous body, Santa is visibly aroused. "HEY HEY HEY, GUESS I'LL STAY. CAN'T GET UP THE CHIMNEY ANYWAY." |
“The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.”